THATS HOW THE DO THEY PATTERN THING THE SQUARE THING MY WEEABOO HEART IS YELLING
It’s better to be hurt than to hurt others. Which is why you are going through all of this.
maybe homestuck’s already ended
maybe our dream bubbles are just letting us relive it while it was updating
maybe a green time demon will disintegrate us at the end of act 7 once it ends again for the last time
in the mass confusion and hysteria following 21 days with no updates, homestuck fans begin questioning not only the existence of updates but their own existence
things your friends will say if you’ve made a good pun:
- get out
- fuck you
- shut the fuck up
- oh my god why
- you need to stop
- you’re not funny
- that was terrible
“We dressed up as the book Madeline, with six people dressed up as her and me as Ms. Clavel, their teacher. One of the Madelines, however, was the truly special one…the one with the beard, that is. Our experience was hysterical—I’d walk all the girls (and one guy) down the street in two straight lines. Guys would be walking the other way, whistling or hollering at all the pretty ladies. Then, as they got to the back of the line, they’d see my friend Brennan, then they’d see me, and I could tell that they were suddenly wondering if ALL the Madelines were men.”
the last sentence
There will never be a time when I don’t reblog this because it is my fave.
Rest in peace, Mongo from Shrek 2. Your life was fleeting but you will never be forgotten.
in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke